ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination had just about everything from high drama to low comedy in their 7-10 loss to the Depot Town Stags Saturday night. Everything, that is, except extra skaters. Using code names to designate positions, two crucial spots…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Ruination team
Barron Spots Rival Goalies 10 Goal Lead
ANN ARBOR– A very confident Rusty Barron shrugged off the 1-10 performance from a depleted Ruination roster against the returning Goon Squad Tuesday night, noting that he will enjoy the challenge of leading the league in goals against. “He’s spotted…
Loss Leads to Philosophy, Arts
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination fell 1-5 to the Black Bears Tuesday night, prompting the inevitable question: how? “We’re a good team,” said Ricky Winowiecki, who scored the lone goal. “We just played badly.” Several players were quick to take responsibility…
Seating Arrangement Sparks Ruination Win
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination fought back Monday night to tie the series at 1-1 against a tough Black Bears team dedicated to beating boys in red in a 6-4 thriller. “Please win” were the only words of encouragement needed from…
Dubious Coaching Puts Ashley’s Back
ANN ARBOR– Poor coaching Saturday left Ashley’s Ruination in an 0-1 hole in the championship series with top-seeded Black Bears as the team gave up five in the third period to lose 4-7. “That one’s on me,” said coach and…
Cavalry Charges, No Contribution in Ruination Win
ANN ARBOR– Hunkered down in a pitched battle, fighting to a stalemate, and with several players captured, Ashley’s Ruination looked to be in a trouble as they fought against the Depot Town Stags Tuesday night. Tied at 1-1 after the…
Ruination GM Not Mastermind Manager?
ANN ARBOR– Ruination opened the Winter 2014 playoffs under a cloud of controversy Saturday when goaltender Rusty Barron criticized the so-called “management magic” of GM Mark Woodseone. “It’s really Ryan (Bidwell),” asserted Barron. Players were initially excited to discover game-worn…