ANN ARBOR– The thrill of victory was tempered Saturday night when the Cleveland Steamers held Ashley’s Ruination scoreless by forfeiting the game, keeping the high-powered offense off of the ice for three full periods. “It’s a brilliant defensive strategy,” said…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Ruination team
Battlestar Ruinatica Edges Closer Home
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination remains unbeaten after a daring move made by player-coach Anthony Ciatti, pulling the goalie in the final seconds to give the team the extra attacker and a 3-3 tie with the Depot Town Stags early Wednesday.…
Socialist ‘Bowler’ Cell Found in Hockey
ANN ARBOR– Whispers speaking of Leftist revolution have floated around for decades in one form or another, but rumors turned to allegations Saturday after evidence linking Thompson’s Pizza forward Bob Weymouth to a subversive socialist “bowler” group dedicated to “strikes”…
Sholtis Named First GoldSchmeckelMensch
ANN ARBOR– Goaltender Paul Sholtis stopped all shots but one in a 2-1 win over the Black Bears Tuesday night to earn MVP honors in what has become one of the most compelling rivalries in C-league hockey. Matt Schaefer and…
Pre-Game Constitutionals Fail to Lighten Load
ANN ARBOR– Despite several Ruination players managing to “lighten the load” prior to their game, they failed to lighten the mood as the team had to settle for a 1-1 tie. Defenseman Mark Woods, in the process of “making weight”…
Woods Talks Trash After Game
ANN ARBOR– In a tirade rarely seen in sports, defenseman Mark Woods sustained a rant that lasted several minutes, shocking many in the media following Ruination’s 8-1 win over Mott early Wednesday. Comments ranged from mild surprise to outrage. Explained…
Ruination Domination, Thanks to Online Discounter
ANN ARBOR– In what can only be described as a “tough night,” Trend Millwork goaltender Jeff Phillion, brought up from the Tier I League, was brought down by Ashley’s Ruination in a stunning 2-110 score. “You have to score once…