ANN ARBOR– Despite his best efforts– which included yelling, cursing, tripping, checking, and more cursing– defenseman Sean Payeur was only able to amass a paltry 96 minutes for the Fall season. “I really wanted to get 100 minutes,” lamented Payeur.…
Category: Ruination
Updates specific to Ashley’s Ruination team
Colwell Vows to Sweep Ruination’s Leg
ANN ARBOR– Following Ruination’s 10-2 win over the newly-formed Oilers Saturday night, league director Abe Colwell, working undercover as a right winger, later vowed not to rest until “Ruination is completely dismantled.” They’re gonna have to put’em in a body…
YouTube A Slightly Sadder World
CYBERSPACE– For the Stag Nation, YouTube is typically a source of joy where the fans, those with nothing but time on their hands, and those who are mistakenly taken there after key word searching “stag party” come to see “Dr.”…
Ruination Wins… Sorta (But Not)
ANN ARBOR– A depleted Ruination team looked to Hopslam for reserves to little avail as the Blackbears scored at will Tuesday night. The final score (2-12) was a bitter pill to swallow for a team that is usually scoring in…
Six Pistols Rock Mott
ANN ARBOR– Ricky Winowiecki may have the distinction of starting the first and largest Insane Clown Posse fan site, but Saturday he was rocking Mott’s world with two goals and only five other skaters as Ruination won 4-2 to end…
‘Houston, We Have a Problem:’ Oilers Blanked
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination moved to 11-2 Tuesday night after sliding past the Oilers 10-0, earning goaltender Rusty Barron’s second shutout of the season. “I think we tried very hard not to be overconfident,” said astronaut Neil Armstrong, mission commander…
Woods-Barron Tango Up for Score
ANN ARBOR– Dancing with the Star Beer League Edition featured a tango with defenseman Mark Woods and goalie Rusty Barron Saturday night, though the judges were unimpressed, with the Ruination judge giving them 3 while the Mott judge delivered a…