ANN ARBOR–Following the recommendation of board director Sean Payeur, Ashley’s Sporting News (ASN) opted to feature a “Page Three” glamour model, similarly to famed British tabloid The Sun, which has featured topless models on their paper’s third page since 1970. However,…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Ruination team
Team To Get In Touch With Emotional Intelligence
ANN ARBOR–Following Ruination’s 2-3 loss Monday to the Black Bears, GM Mark Woods scheduled a forthcoming seminar on Emotional Intelligence to help the team learn to read each other’s feelings and respond positively and productively. “The hope is to create…
Woods’s Triple PhD Proves Useful
ANN ARBOR–Following Ruination’s Thursday evening 0-4 loss to the Ypsi Aces, defenseman Mark Woods traded in his helmet for his thinking cap, providing auxiliary lectures for several of the players who are finishing degree programs at the local college, thanks…
Hockey Pimps Tread on Established Turf
ANN ARBOR–Sources near the Ann Arbor Police Department have reported a “turf” war among the various so-called hockey pimps may be on the verge of breaking out following the arrival of two newcomers. “They bad dudes,” said the son of…
To B or Not to B-League?
ANN ARBOR–Following Ruination’s 1-8 loss to Labatt Blue Thursday night, several inspired players made a bid to the front office to move the team up into the B-league by 2014. “We can compete with those guys,” said a confident Sean…
Weight of World Off Sholtis
ANN ARBOR–Goaltender Paul Sholtis can now breathe a sigh of relief, as he joins the ranks of the select few who can say they’ve beaten Goon Squad. Ashley’s Ruination dominated their arch rivals 6-3 in their first meeting since the…
Thursday No Longer Favorite Day of Week
ANN ARBOR–Following Ruination’s 1-9 loss to once bitter rival the Yaks, defenseman Mark Woods concluded that Thursdays were no longer his “favorite day of the week.” The comments come after Ashley’s suffered its second consecutive Thursday loss. Ruination has been…