ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam voted against independence Wednesday, following their Tuesday night win over St. Anky Beer. In a 4-3 vote, the team decided to remain a part of Ashley’s franchise, along with Ruination, Aventinus, and Bud Light Lime, the…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Hopslam team
Hopslam: Suited For Tie
ANN ARBOR– In a back and forth game that saw the return of long time veterans Joe DeRose, Joe Crossno, and Jim Socha, Ashley’s Hopslam finished with a 4-4 tie against Sasquatch. “Sorry for skating like crap,” said DeRose. “I have…
What About Bob? Hopslam Asks
ANN ARBOR– Questions circulated among teammates following Hopslam’s 4-6 loss to Tope Solo Tuesday night. “Where’s Bob?” asked a concerned and irritable Scott Coates (assist), referring to long-time teammate Bob Brock. Rumors were fueled early in the Summer season when…
Hopslam-pions!
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam defeated defending champion St. Anky’s Beer 5-0 Tuesday night to capture its first championship since joining the league. For many of the players like forward Scott Coates, it’s their first cup since 2006, when the team…
Coates Confuses Challege
ANN ARBOR– In the wake of their 2-1 Game 1 victory Sunday night, forward Scott Coates announced that he was entering the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. However, Coates has reportedly misheard or misconstrued the challenge, mistaking it for something else.…
Ricky’s Lake: Frozen Fish Tale
ANN ARBOR– When songs are sung of the heroics of Hopslam’s 11-2 victory of Sasquatch (the same team that beat Hopslam in overtime in last season’s playoffs), there may be many tales to tell, including Shawn Lopez’s first hat trick…
Stat Padding: Road to Ruination
ANN ARBOR– Matt Schaefer, Sean McGrath, Nate Greenman, and John Vella made their case to return to C-league’s Ruination team as Ashley’s Hopslam dominated the Leafs Wednesday evening in an 11-1 win. Schaefer lead all scorers with 2 goals and…