ANN ARBOR– Bob Brock moved with lightning-quick, cat-like reflexes Tuesday night after DJ Loney tipped over the cooler, spilling water and ice dangerously close to Brock’s bag and strewn gear. “I’ve never seen him move faster,” said GM Mark Woods.…
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RUINATION– Rusty Barron notched his first shutout of the season in an 8-0 win over Depot Town Stags, in accordance with the prophecy. “It has been foretold,” say the spooky guy in the shadows wearing a velvet robe and speaking…
Hopslam Off the Schneid
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam notched its first win of the Spring season, beating St. Anky Beer 7-1 Tuesday to officially get “off the schneid.” Don Restauri scored two goals despite trade rumors swirling that he will be dealt to a…
No Star Wars Characters at Rink Leads to Disappointing Night
ANN ARBOR– Disappointment was etched clearly on the face of fan Ginny Klinesteker Saturday night upon discovering that a “Star Wars” theme night was not orchestrated by the Ann Arbor Ice Cube for the May 4th celebration that’s been dubbed…
Text Messages Reveal Frenemies
ANN ARBOR– Teenage worlds can be an intricate web of complicated relationships where distinctions between those who are loved and hated blur. This complexity was most prominently featured late Tuesday night following Hopslam’s 2-6 loss to Bangtown. “Me and Chris…
Eight Is Not Enough
ANN ARBOR– Despite the implication that a family with eight children is sufficient for anything from a Sacramento family from the 1970s to D1 team on a Saturday night, the reality proved untrue for Hopslam, as the team fell to…
Upbeat Hopslam Beaten by Topes
ANN ARBOR– General Manager Mark Woods took the sunny-side-of-the-street approach to Tuesday’s 1-4 loss against the Ice-o-Topes. “We improved each period,” said Woods. “Three more periods and we would have won.” Hopslam started the game with only seven skaters as…