ANN ARBOR–Critics and fans alike were stunned to discover that UM Football coach Brady Hoke has been leading a secret life as New Jersey’s governor. News of this surfaced amid a recent scandal involving the governor and recent allegations that…
Category: Hopslam
Updates specific to Ashley’s Hopslam team
Win-owiecki… Tie-owiecki
ANN ARBOR–In his triumphant return and swan song game, goalie Ricky Winowiecki pushed through an 0-2 deficit to earn a 2-2 tie for Ashley’s Hopslam Tuesday night versus rival Ice Dogs. “I’m not sure why I’m getting booted out of…
Shoot Out Loss Under There…
ANN ARBOR– Following Hopslam’s 3-3 overtime shootout loss (0-1) to the Ice Dogs, crestfallen players were left looking for answers. “You should have scored three,” said defenseman Mike Leighton to defenseman Mark Woods. “I’ve never scored three goals in my…
Bears Now Hybernating, Hopslam Advances
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam earned its first playoff win Tuesday night by blanking the Bears 5-0, who grumbled and growled over the loss with 43 penalty minutes. “The refs are really putting the squeeze on us tonight,” complained Bear captain…
Is It News If It Happened Last Week?
ANN ARBOR– Beat writer Mark Woods struggled early Monday morning with the philosophical question of what constitutes news. “Is it really news if it happened last week?” asked Woods. “I mean, everyone is already aware that (defenseman) Mark Woods and…
Stats Actually Tell Story: Hopslam Loses
ANN ARBOR– In an age where reports of the statistics not telling the so-called real story, the resulting 2-3 loss Hopslam suffered at the hands of Cubs AC is actually and factually indicated by the statistics. According to the stat…
Iverson: “We Talkin’ Bout Boarding!”
ANN ARBOR– Following the 1-1 tie between Ashley’s Hopslam and the Yaks, Kathryn Iverson went on a two and a half minute rant about the boarding incident that took place late in the second period. “I’m supposed to be the…