ANN ARBOR– Brad Johnson earned a 4-2 victory in net Tuesday night as Hopslam defeated franchise rival Yaks. David Gaydos scored three goals, while Jeff Phillion added another. Andrew Thompson added three assists, and Ryan Williams had two helpers in…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Hopslam team
I’m Okray, You’re OK
ANN ARBOR– District Court 14a ruled against winger Matt Okray in what has been dubbed DeflateGate III, following disparaging remarks regarding the amply sized Ice Dog James “Not Thurgood” Marshall in Hopslam’s 3-3 tie Saturday night. Okray was given an…
Okray More than Okay
ANN ARBOR– Despite a deep thigh bruise suffered early last week, goaltender Matt Okray shook off what he called “boredom” to blank St. Anky Beer, as Hopslam earned a 5-0 win Saturday night. “Matt’s our goalie, and that Okray by…
Hopslam Sizzles Over Steamers
HOPSLAM– Ryan Williams scored two goals Tuesday night as Hopslam steamed Cleveland 4-1. The defending champs claimed fatigue as the reason. “We were just pooped,” said team captain D. Sanchez. Coach Urban “Dictionary” Meyer, however did not accept that as…
Sutton Ready for BroomBall Finals
ANN ARBOR– The Hopslam game Tuesday night was just the tune-up needed for forward Chris Sutton as his team Broom Hilda moves into the finals Wednesday night. Sutton, with just 0:34 left in the game punched in the game-winning goal…
Hopslam Pooped from Steamers
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam reported feeling extremely fatigued following their grueling game with the Cleveland Steamers Saturday night. “The guys looked utterly pooped out,” said GM Mark Woods. “But I think that’s a load of crap.” Despite the loss, there…
Writer Speaks of Daring Escape, Hopslam Captures Big Foot
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s sports writer Mark Woods spoke recently of his daring escape Tuesday from the so-called hum-drum of office life, using a “personal day” while engine problems were assessed by the local Chevrolet dealer near Detroit, MI. “I wasn’t sure what to…