ANN ARBOR– Goaltender Luke Hattie became only one of two goalies in the entire Southeastern region of the stat of Michigan to skip the Super Secret Goalie Convention (SSGC) to play for Ashley’s Aventinus Wednesday night, guiding the team to a…
Category: Aventinus
Updates specific to Ashley’s Aventinus team
Red Hot Aventinus to Join NHL in Frozen Atlanta
ATLANTA– NHL officials confirmed Thursday morning that Ashley’s Aventinus will become the newest expansion franchise, filling the gap left behind when the Thrashers moved to Winnipeg in 2011. “This is a move that just makes sense,” said GM Mark Woods.…
Macklemore Performs, Queen Latifah Marries Aventinus
ANN ARBOR– Prior to the performance of “Same Love” by Macklemore for the 56th Grammy Awards, featuring Madonna and Queen Latifah orchestrating a wedding between 33 couples, the artists engaged in a rehearsal of sorts, performing the same song and…
Tom Tom Directs Aventinus to Win
ANN ARBOR– With the guidance of savvy veteran Tom Colis’s two goals, Aventinus drove through North Coast 3-0 Wednesday night, despite icy road conditions leading to the game. “We had to make evasive maneuvers to get off I-94 and onto…
Shoves and Harsh Words Reveal Secret Crushes
ANN ARBOR– Tears and accusations Sunday led to the confusing explanations that help girls understand the murky signals of (not so) young boys with secret crushes as Ashley’s Aventinus skated past the Leafs 4-2. “He called me a (bleep),” said…
Many Things She Said Overheard
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus marched methodically past St. Anky Beer 3-1 Wednesday night, scoring a goal in each period. Tom Colis (goal, assist) opened the scoring in the first, followed by Nate Greenman’s goal in the second, and defenseman Mark…
More or Less Nes for Aventinus
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus has jumped out to a quick start with back-to-back wins, including a 6-0 win over Yaks 2 Sunday night. Chris Boulter capped off his triumphant return by scoring early in the first and attracting the fan from…