ANN ARBOR– The American Idol franchise hit a new low (note) Wednesday night when its first stop in Ann Arbor failed to produce a single contestant to move into the second round of competition. Contestants consisted of 12 members of…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Aventinus team
Show Tunes in Aventinus’ Hearts, Heads
ANN ARBOR– “I can’t get that song out of my head!” cried a plaintive Dave Ferguson last week, referring to the Green Acres television theme song. “I can’t get those songs out of my head!” he exclaimed again in last…
Marley Warns of Ghosts of Christmas Playoffs, Mon!
REDFORD– Bob Marley has been dead these past 32 years to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate. Late in the…
Coach to Bench RC3
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus coach Mike Shanahanna-Montana came under fire Wednesday night, announcing that he “may very well opt to keep Ron Coleman on the bench for the remainder of the season” following the team’s 3-1 semi-final win over North…
Office Holiday Party Dreaded
ANN ARBOR– Despite the most convincing playoff win for the franchise, several Aventinus players expressed “dread, sheer dread” over the forthcoming “holiday party” hosted by executives and upper management. “It’s not one of my favorite things,” said defenseman Mark Woods,…
Thanksgiving Nibbler Strikes!
REDFORD– Defenseman Mark Woods rolled into his driveway in the early hours of Monday night in anticipation of eating a full plate of delicious Thanksgiving leftovers following an exhausting 2-2 tie with Ashley’s Aventinus rival Leafs late Sunday night. “I…
Woods: “I Missed the AMAs for This?!”
ANN ARBOR– Defenseman Mark Woods expressed exasperation early Monday following Aventinus’s 1-4 loss over missing the American Music Awards hosted by ABC. “It’s bad enough that I won’t get to see if Taylor Swift wins Artist of the Year” said…