Ashley’s Ruination earned their fifth straight championship Saturday night, defeating Goon Squad 5-0 in an alternate universe very similar to our own. Only the wispy, evil looking goatees on the faces of the Ruination skaters mark the differences between the…
Month: March 2013
Hopslam Future Written in Ink
Ashley’s Hopslam suffered a first-round defeat at the hands of defending champion Ice Men 3-7 Tuesday night on Varsity Ice. The loss leaves a much improved Hopslam team looking to the Spring with more questions than answers. “Does anyone know…
Black Ops Picked Off, Ticked Off
Ashley’s Ruination dominated in their semi-final match-up with Black Ops Tuesday night, cruising to a 5-1 win marked by raw emotions. Riding high on a 5-3 win, Black Ops skated through warm-ups with swagger, and a surprise tactic. “Those guys…
Writer’s Strike Ends in Time for Playoffs
The Ashley’s Network experienced a so-called writer’s strike earlier in the week, lasting several tense hours as management met with union representatives to negotiate a “back-to-work” call Tuesday morning. “I’m just glad everything was settled and we’re back to work,”…
Unlucky 13 for Aventinus
Playoff hopes were dashed late Sunday night as Miller Lite’s #13 scored all three goals to beat Aventinus (4-11-2) in the first round of the Tier II Winter season. The loss leaves the team with several questions marks, including Justin…
Leafs Win Not a Breeze
Aventinus (4-11-2) finished its season with a 2-4 loss to the unbeaten Leafs Wednesday night. “We have nothing to be ashamed of,” said a proud Ron Coleman. The Leafs struck first in the first, but Justin Baier scored from a…
Tied-The-Topes
Hopslam (7-9-3) earned their third tie of the season, playing even with the Ice-o-topes (6-8-5) Tuesday night 3-3. Topes winger Kenny Brown opened the scoring in the first about mid-way through the period, but Hopslam quickly answered with a Jeff…