ANN ARBOR–Matt Schaefer has seamlessly moved from dominating in the Tier I league to dominating in C League along with his new cohorts. Schaefer had a goal and three assists, including two within 0:49 seconds of each other, as the…
Month: June 2013
Meet, Shoots, & Leafs
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus added its fifth tie of the season after skating to a 1-1 final with the Leafs Wednesday night. Following a power play goal by Leaf Kyle Ellsworth, center Chris Sutton took the pass from Ginny Klinesteker to…
Jazz-Tap-Ballet Dance Class Not Helping Goalie
ANN ARBOR–Rusty Barron’s recent foray into jazz, ballet, and tap-dancing classes did not prove helpful in net Tuesday night as Ashley’s Ruination lost to Black Ops 1-4 Tuesday night on Stadium Ice. “I had encouraged Rusty to take ballet or…
GM Fails to Herd Cats Into Rink, Hopslam Loses
ANN ARBOR–General Manager Mark Woods proved once again his inability to put a team together, as a patchwork Hopslam squad dropped a close game to rival Cubs AC 1-2 Tuesday night on Olympic Ice. Conspicuously absent was the high-flying speedster…
No Loss, Love: Aventinus Ties
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus (9-3-4) played Goon Squad to a 4-4 tie Sunday night after some rather questionable calls and missed goals by referee Harry Love. According to center Joe Crossno, both refs “were out of position and missed a goal we…
Woods Scores, Reality Seems Less Real Somehow
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam (10-5) slammed Gates Maidens & Men & Mott and John (figuratively and literally) Saturday night 7-1, reaching double digit victories for the first time in recent memory (and quite possibly ever). Mike Leighton had a goal, 3…