ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus (9-3-3) earned its first winning season after dismantling North Coast 5-1 Wednesday night. The team jumped out to a 3-0 with two goals coming from Steven Golmbisky and never looked back. “Score early, score often,” said defenseman…
Month: May 2013
‘Goal-Gate’ Blown Wide Open
TORONTO–League officials uncovered a goal-laundering scandal late Tuesday night when video evidence clearly showed forward Shawn Lopez scored the first goal against the Ice-o-tops, giving him the hat trick for the night. “I noticed some people missing some points from…
Ruination Dump Steamers
ANN ARBOR–It took the entire game, but Ashley’s Ruination (8-4) topped Cleveland Steamers 4-3 Tuesday night to win their fifth straight game since a close loss to Goon Squad back in April. The team has gone undefeated for the entire…
Beer Reason for Winning, Hopslam
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam (9-5) won their second game in the Post-Schaefer era with goal production from an inspired Shawn Lopez and Scott Coates, who each had two for the night. Ever humble, Coates made no mention of the game. “All…
Blame Game, Aventinus Not Digging Goals Against
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus (8-3-3) lost to the Goaldiggers 1-3, leaving the team to search for reasons. “The team was real tired,” offered goal-tender Paul Sholtis. “So, we lost.” “We decided to blame the loss on Daryl (Coleman),” said defenseman Ron…
Pizza Eaten Over Kitchen Sink
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination improved to 7-4 Tuesday night after the team brought everything, everyone, and the proverbial kitchen sink to Varsity Rink. After a sluggish start, Ruination came back from a 2-4 deficit to score three goals in the third and win…
Hopslam Begins Dog Training
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam (8-5) overcame some dubious calls by the referees Tuesday night to beat the Ice Dogs 3-2, halting a 2-game skid. Forward Shawn Lopez got back on track with a goal and an assist despite losing an edge…