ANN ARBOR– Amid the shouts from team benches and from fans before, during, and even after games, a general concern for the cervix seems prevalent among players and fans. Ruination’s 7-4 win over the Cleveland Steamers displayed not only surgical…
Month: October 2013
Hopslam, Jones: Flip and Forget the Past
DALLAS– In times of trouble, it’s easy to look to the past for answers, but sometimes you just have to let it go. That applies to close games lost and flip phones. “The loss stings, but you have to learn…
Aventinus Wins in Heart of Farm Country
HOOTERVILLE–Traveling many miles through the back roads of rural America, Aventinus faced a Green Archers team Wednesday night, skating away with a 4-1 victory despite the adverse conditions. “Sorry I’m late!” said an exasperated Jeff Meden who missed the team…
Barron Gets Governmental On Pizza
WASHINGTON– The U.S. government shutdown of several departments and agencies Tuesday morning proved to be a precursor to Rusty “Obama Booey” Barron’s 5-0 shutdown of Thompson’s Pizza as Ashley’s Ruination moves to a franchise best 5-1 start. “There’s a lot…