Day: January 13, 2014

More or Less Nes for Aventinus

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus has jumped out to a quick start with back-to-back wins, including a 6-0 win over Yaks 2 Sunday night. Chris Boulter capped off his triumphant return by scoring early in the first and attracting the fan from…

Brady Hoke Embattled Over ‘Traffic-Gate’

ANN ARBOR–Critics and fans alike were stunned to discover that UM Football coach Brady Hoke has been leading a secret life as New Jersey’s governor. News of this surfaced amid a recent scandal involving the governor and recent allegations that…

Global Warming Blamed for Tie, Everything

SILVER SPRING– The National Weather Service, in a bold statement Saturday, attributed Ruination’s 2-2 tie with Depot Town Stags as “part of a larger trend that clearly points toward Global Warming.” “With the steady rise of temperatures over the last…