ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination beat the Black Bears 1-0 Tuesday night in the decisive Game 3 championship series. Matt Schaefer scored mid-way through the first period, getting the assist from Shawn Lopez and Sean Payeur. Rusty Barron played inspired hockey…
Month: December 2013
Show Tunes in Aventinus’ Hearts, Heads
ANN ARBOR– “I can’t get that song out of my head!” cried a plaintive Dave Ferguson last week, referring to the Green Acres television theme song. “I can’t get those songs out of my head!” he exclaimed again in last…
Ruination Loss ‘Feels Like Losing Lottery’
ANN ARBOR– General Manager Mark Woods expressed dismay over the last second loss Monday night to the Black Bears 4-5, who managed to extend the championship series to a decisive third game. “Sure would have been nice to have won…
Marley Warns of Ghosts of Christmas Playoffs, Mon!
REDFORD– Bob Marley has been dead these past 32 years to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate. Late in the…
Mother Nature Makes Brilliant Coaching Move
NORTHVILLE– In a move that can only be made by when the weather outside is frightful, Mother Nature boldly chose to bench defenseman Mark Woods in Saturday’s 5-4 win over the Black Bears, giving Ashley’s Ruination a 1-0 lead in…
Coach to Bench RC3
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus coach Mike Shanahanna-Montana came under fire Wednesday night, announcing that he “may very well opt to keep Ron Coleman on the bench for the remainder of the season” following the team’s 3-1 semi-final win over North…
Shoot Out Loss Under There…
ANN ARBOR– Following Hopslam’s 3-3 overtime shootout loss (0-1) to the Ice Dogs, crestfallen players were left looking for answers. “You should have scored three,” said defenseman Mike Leighton to defenseman Mark Woods. “I’ve never scored three goals in my…