DRUG STORE AISLE– Medicated creams and sprays spelled certain doom for Aventinus as they lost 0-3 to North Coast Sunday night to end their playoff hopes. Team captain Lindsay Aspercreme guided his squad to a decisive victory, crediting it to…
Day: June 23, 2014
Ruination III Half Way through Movie
HOLLYWOOD– In a story line that parallels the Rocky franchise, Ashley’s Ruination fell to a younger, hungrier Clubber Lang-like team in Goon Squad. “I pity the fool that think he can beat me,” said Goon Sqaud forward Adam Skiff, adorned in…
Hopslam, Julius Coates-er’s Campaign Ends
ZELA– Scott Coates was like a surly Roman general Saturday night, though the outcome against the Germanic horde known as Sasquatch was not the same as history records for one Julius Caeser (who admittedly was fighting Persians in Turkey around…