ANN ARBOR– Following the 2-3 loss to the WT Killer Bees, Aventinus found themselves exasperated by WT Killer Bees, as Connor Gilligan easily sailed past everyone on route to scoring the game-winning goal. “Wednesday, Thursday, Friday!” exclaimed several players, abbreviating…
Day: May 12, 2015
I’m Okray, You’re OK
ANN ARBOR– District Court 14a ruled against winger Matt Okray in what has been dubbed DeflateGate III, following disparaging remarks regarding the amply sized Ice Dog James “Not Thurgood” Marshall in Hopslam’s 3-3 tie Saturday night. Okray was given an…
Ruination Embattled Over DeflateGate II
ANN ARBOR– Critics of the Ruination team have alleged that members of the team had deflated goaltender Rusty Barron following several tough games, including a 2-5 loss to Black Ops Saturday night. When asked to comment on DeflateGate II, Barron’s…