Day: May 15, 2015

Hip Hop Roots Revealed

OSCODA– Once the ice shavings settled, Aventinus found itself handed its third straight loss, falling 1-3 to North Coast. Scott Bray had the lone goal, with assists from Les Withrow and defenseman Mark Woods. “We’re still looking for answers,” said…

Ricky Rejoins Boy Band

ANN ARBOR– Following Ruination’s 2-2 tie with the Depot Town Stags, pop artist Ricky Winowiecki announced his triumphant return to the boy band sensation One Direliction. “Oy! We’re super excited to ‘ave the ‘ol boy back i’ the band,” said…

Johnson Tends to Win, No Ifs, Ands, or Butts

ANN ARBOR– Brad Johnson earned a 4-2 victory in net Tuesday night as Hopslam defeated franchise rival Yaks. David Gaydos scored three goals, while Jeff Phillion added another. Andrew Thompson added three assists, and Ryan Williams had two helpers in…