ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus beat Barracuda 5-1 Wednesday night to push its playoff record to 4-0, earning them a spot in the finals next Wednesday, prompting teammates to celebrate late into the night with beers held with slumped shoulders and…
Month: December 2015
Carson Threatens to Leave Ruination Party
ANN ARBOR– Following it’s 10-2 win over Mott C Men Tuesday night, Republican candidate and forward Ben Carson threatened to leave Ruination. Citing that the scoring was “gratuitous,” the Detroit native and famed retired neurosurgeon criticized teammates, accusing them of…
Poem Praises Aventinus Win
ANN ARBOR– Following its 5-2 victory over Mott FK Sunday night, Ashley’s Aventinus was lauded by U.S. Poet Laureate Juan Felipe Herrera in a poem lauding the players and the game. What fear in better bitter beer can be seen…
Hopslam Tie Blamed on Multi-Tasking
ANN ARBOR– Hopslam stumbled a bit Tuesday night, giving up a third period 2-goal lead to finish with a 4-4 tie with the Ice Dogs. In the post-game analysis, GM Mark Woods cited recent studies indicating that multi-tasking and the…
Winn-Win Situation
ANN ARBOR– Despite the oddsmakers’ overwhelming pick, the top-ranked Leafs fluttered and fell to Ashley’s Aventinus 2-4 in Sunday’s D2 Round Robin play, putting Aventinus in the driver’s seat moving forward. ” [It] felt good to finally defeat the Leafs…