ANN ARBOR– In a stunning turn of events Wednesday, the Red Team council (dubbed Ashley’s Aventinus) voted member and defenseman Mark Woods off the island in CBS’s latest installment of Survivor: Iceland. “You miss one game, and you’re out,” lamented…
Author: ashleyadmin
What About Bob? Hopslam Asks
ANN ARBOR– Questions circulated among teammates following Hopslam’s 4-6 loss to Tope Solo Tuesday night. “Where’s Bob?” asked a concerned and irritable Scott Coates (assist), referring to long-time teammate Bob Brock. Rumors were fueled early in the Summer season when…
Ruination’s Seventeen Scene
REDFORD–Ashley’s Ruination kicked off the fall fashion season with a saucy 7-1 win over Mott Tuesday night. Jon Roklen returned with style, scoring the first goal and accessorizing it with a third period assist. “It’s good to be back,” admitted…
Redford Home Slated Last to Receive Power, Apparently
REDFORD– Following the 2-3 loss Sunday night to North Coast, defenseman Mark Woods discovered that 424,999 of the 425,000 homes have had power restored following the strong storm that surged through Southeastern Michigan Friday evening. His home, it would seem,…
Hopslam-pions!
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam defeated defending champion St. Anky’s Beer 5-0 Tuesday night to capture its first championship since joining the league. For many of the players like forward Scott Coates, it’s their first cup since 2006, when the team…
Coates Confuses Challege
ANN ARBOR– In the wake of their 2-1 Game 1 victory Sunday night, forward Scott Coates announced that he was entering the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. However, Coates has reportedly misheard or misconstrued the challenge, mistaking it for something else.…
Kenny’s Success Secrets Revealed
ANN ARBOR– The 0-5 loss to the Leafs Wednesday night was a bitter pill for Ashley’s Aventinus to swallow, but forward Ken Coleman took it in stride. When asked what his secret to handling situations with such aplomb, Coleman revealed…