ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam fought back from a 0-3 deficit to beat Bearshark! 6-5 in a highly anticipated game. League director Abe Colwell stated at the beginning of the season that he was “interested to see ” how the two…
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Loss Makes Monday Harder to Face
ANN ARBOR– Sources close to Ashley’s Aventinus stated that teammates admitted to each other that the forthcoming week looked “longer” following their 1-6 loss to Yaks 2 Sunday night. “It’s common currency,” stated team psychologist Don Shrinkmahead. “Winning provides endorphins…
Heidelberg at Their Wurst
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus was stunned to receive the news that the Heidelberg Restaurant, located at 215 N. Main Street in Ann Arbor, Michigan has allegedly banned the team from the establishment following Ashley’s 2-1 win Wednesday night. Said Heidelberg’s…
Groin Pains Covered by Leafs
ANN ARBOR– Faced with a season-ending groin injury, Bob Brock was not on hand to help Aventinus as they suffered their second shut-out loss of the Summer season, falling to the Leafs 0-4 Sunday night. “They had us covered all night,”…
Winn In Loss
ANN ARBOR– Times are tough. Since the economic turmoil began in 2008, American– from Main Street to Wall Street– has felt the pinch. Even top-level professional athletes. Nowhere is this most poignant than in the tragic case of one Dr.…
Misplaced S’s Lead to Awkward Comments
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam fought back from a 3-4 deficit in the the third period to win 5-4 Wednesday night against former rival Yaks. Brad Johnson scored two goals, noting it was his “first two goal game in a few…
Aventinus Sportscremed
DRUG STORE AISLE– Medicated creams and sprays spelled certain doom for Aventinus as they lost 0-3 to North Coast Sunday night to end their playoff hopes. Team captain Lindsay Aspercreme guided his squad to a decisive victory, crediting it to…