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Weekend at Ashley’s

RUINATION– Jason Spence and Devin Collingridge each had two goals and an assist in the 5-1 win over Depot town Stags Saturday night, prompting defenseman Sean Payeur to state that he was in an “exceptionally good mood” over the win…

Coleman Takes Wing, Soars Past Leafs

ANN ARBOR– Ron Coleman scored two goals while pressed into duty as a winger Wednesday night en route to Ashley’s Aventinus beating arch-rival Leafs 5-3 in a game refs called “intense.” “I prefer playing defense,” said Coleman nervously before the…

Groove, Meaning Sought for in Hopslam Tie

RYDELL HIGH SCHOOL– The Pink Ladies– a so-called female gang at Rydell High School– had cause to celebrate when a late and controversial goal to give the gals a 2-2 tie over rival gang, the Thunderbirds (often informally called Hopslam).…

Payeur Finds, Fights New Buddy

ANN ARBOR– The 6-4 win over Thompson’s Pizza Tuesday was bittersweet for Ashley’s Ruination. Racking up an impressive eleven penalties totaling 51 minutes, the team conceded any chance of the Lady Byng team award (for sportsmanship and playing excellence), but felt…

Force Missing, Ken-obi

TATOOINE– Following a another recent defeat for the rebels, the search for Jedi master Colemanwon Ken-obi began in earnest. “Where can he be?!” said an exasperated Luke Skywalker. Suffering its worst loss of the season, Ashley’s Aventinus was blanked 0-5…

Flu-ridden Johnston Scores, Yaks

ANN ARBOR– Mark Johnston fought of the effects of a cold and flu-like symptoms to score the game-winning goal as Aventinus rebounds from its loss to Goon Squad Sunday, beating the Yaks 4-2 Wednesday night. “I told him just to…