ANN ARBOR–Ruination defenseman Sean Payeur helped teammates understand the so-called age ranges in the dating world (often referred to in animal terms) after some confusion arose following Ruination’s 9-2 win over Cleveland Steamers Tuesday night. The lesson began after Payeur…
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More or Less Nes for Aventinus
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus has jumped out to a quick start with back-to-back wins, including a 6-0 win over Yaks 2 Sunday night. Chris Boulter capped off his triumphant return by scoring early in the first and attracting the fan from…
Brady Hoke Embattled Over ‘Traffic-Gate’
ANN ARBOR–Critics and fans alike were stunned to discover that UM Football coach Brady Hoke has been leading a secret life as New Jersey’s governor. News of this surfaced amid a recent scandal involving the governor and recent allegations that…
Global Warming Blamed for Tie, Everything
SILVER SPRING– The National Weather Service, in a bold statement Saturday, attributed Ruination’s 2-2 tie with Depot Town Stags as “part of a larger trend that clearly points toward Global Warming.” “With the steady rise of temperatures over the last…
American Idol Ann Arbor Tryouts Fizzle
ANN ARBOR– The American Idol franchise hit a new low (note) Wednesday night when its first stop in Ann Arbor failed to produce a single contestant to move into the second round of competition. Contestants consisted of 12 members of…
Win-owiecki… Tie-owiecki
ANN ARBOR–In his triumphant return and swan song game, goalie Ricky Winowiecki pushed through an 0-2 deficit to earn a 2-2 tie for Ashley’s Hopslam Tuesday night versus rival Ice Dogs. “I’m not sure why I’m getting booted out of…
Press Conference Hotbed of Political Correctness
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination beat the Black Bears 1-0 Tuesday night in the decisive Game 3 championship series. Matt Schaefer scored mid-way through the first period, getting the assist from Shawn Lopez and Sean Payeur. Rusty Barron played inspired hockey…