ANN ARBOR– Despite the most convincing playoff win for the franchise, several Aventinus players expressed “dread, sheer dread” over the forthcoming “holiday party” hosted by executives and upper management. “It’s not one of my favorite things,” said defenseman Mark Woods,…
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Ruination: Mott to Trot
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination jumped out early and late to cruise past Mott 11-4 in the first round of the Fall 2013 C-League playoffs. Nine different players scored, including two goals from defenseman Jason Spence and forward John Vella. “We…
Bears Now Hybernating, Hopslam Advances
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam earned its first playoff win Tuesday night by blanking the Bears 5-0, who grumbled and growled over the loss with 43 penalty minutes. “The refs are really putting the squeeze on us tonight,” complained Bear captain…
Thanksgiving Nibbler Strikes!
REDFORD– Defenseman Mark Woods rolled into his driveway in the early hours of Monday night in anticipation of eating a full plate of delicious Thanksgiving leftovers following an exhausting 2-2 tie with Ashley’s Aventinus rival Leafs late Sunday night. “I…
Is It News If It Happened Last Week?
ANN ARBOR– Beat writer Mark Woods struggled early Monday morning with the philosophical question of what constitutes news. “Is it really news if it happened last week?” asked Woods. “I mean, everyone is already aware that (defenseman) Mark Woods and…
Payeur Can’t Hit Century Mark
ANN ARBOR– Despite his best efforts– which included yelling, cursing, tripping, checking, and more cursing– defenseman Sean Payeur was only able to amass a paltry 96 minutes for the Fall season. “I really wanted to get 100 minutes,” lamented Payeur.…
Woods: “I Missed the AMAs for This?!”
ANN ARBOR– Defenseman Mark Woods expressed exasperation early Monday following Aventinus’s 1-4 loss over missing the American Music Awards hosted by ABC. “It’s bad enough that I won’t get to see if Taylor Swift wins Artist of the Year” said…