ANN ARBOR– Winger Ken Coleman revealed Sunday night following Aventinus’s 6-2 win over the Yaks that he was “disappointed” to hear about Freddie Mercury. Ever cryptic, it was uncertain to what he was referring. Mercury was best known as the…
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Hopslam Hits on Chick Goalie, Love Returns
ANN ARBOR– Fans were treated to a “Night Club Nite” on Varsity as Hopslam beat back the Bears 7-4 Saturday, marking the return of referee Harry Love and debut of Bear goaltender Michelle Yurcak. “She got hit on more times…
Ruination Loss Ruins Columbus Day
ANN ARBOR– Columbus Day is usually a time of pageantry and revelry as Americans celebrate the discovery of Ohio. However, the celebration was somewhat marred by Ruination’s loss to Black Ops 1-5 Saturday night. “I don’t even feel like celebrating,”…
Awesome-tinus Digs Out of Hole
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus spotted the Goal Diggers four goals and nearly half a game before starting a most unlikely 5-4 comeback win to give the team its seventh straight win and first place in the standings. Brad Johnson shook…
Goal-bal Debt Ceiling Raises Fears
ANN ARBOR–The goals continue to rise as Ashley’s Ruination enjoyed a 10-4 victory over the Oilers to push their record to 7-1, but economists’ fears of a recession have only intensified. The so-called “debt ceiling” has officials worried that Ruination…
Netherworld Reportedly “Iced Over”
NIFLHEIM– Residents of the netherworld “below” were surprised late Tuesday night to find the normally febrile conditions radically altered following Hopslam’s 5-6 loss to the Ice Men in Ann Arbor. Temperatures plunged overnight, leaving officials somewhat baffled. “We haven’t had…
Aventinus Wins, Colis Retains Intercontinental Belt
ANN ARBOR– Score one for the good guys as Aventinus steamrolled past Barracuda 6-1 Sunday night and wrestling fans were treated to a Sunday edition of Wrestlemania’s Oktober-Slam as Tom “Acrop-” Colis successfully defended his title against upstart Mark “Steamboat…