ANN ARBOR–Ruination forward Ricky Winowiecki procured a makeshift cup from hockey tape and what sources cannot quite confirm as a plastic Tupperware brand storage lid en route to a three-goal night as Ruination defeated the Blackbears 6-3 Tuesday to improve…
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Flying Swarm of Birds Reminiscent of Hockey Team
AUBURN HILLS–Flying birds outside of office headquarters for the Ashley’s Hockey franchise oddly reminded GM Mark Woods of his own experiences, particularly on the ice. “They just sort of fly around in a gigantic cloud,” said Woods in a bemused…
Statisticians Concerned Over Ruination
ANN ARBOR–Statisticians for the University of Michigan’s Institute for Social Research (ISR) expressed concern over several jarring statistical results during Ruination’s Saturday match-up with Mott. “These are the kinds of numbers that can be alarming, and can lead to losses,”…
Price Is Right, Frees Hostage Skates
LIVONIA–After 444 tense minutes, Ashley’s Hopslam was able to successfully negotiate the release of skates belonging to Michael Leighton and Bob Brock, just hours before their scheduled game with the Ice Men Saturday night. “Thanks to Jeff (Price), we were…
Bidwell Did Well, Meden Growls
ANN ARBOR–Goaltender Ryan Bidwell turned away the Yaks for two shutout periods, giving up only one goal with just under a minute to play as Aventinus cruised to a 3-1 win to pull back to even after Sunday’s season opener.…
Ruination Right at Home
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination picked up where they left off last Spring with a 5-1 win over Black Ops Tuesday night to open the Fall campaign. Defenseman Sean Payeur had a goal and two assists and 16 minutes in penalties before…
Grizzly Witt Tames Cubs
ANN ARBOR–From the misty mountains far to the West came a man– a mountain man– who would tame the frozen waters of the Great Lakes. Gary “Grizzly” Witt dropped in two goals in a stunning comeback victory as Hopslam defeated…