ANN ARBOR–Under foggy conditions not unlike Grand Banks off the island of Newfoundland or in every episode of Scooby Doo, Hopslam dismantled the Yak-a-topes 9-1 Wednesday evening on the frozen banks of Lake Choppyvarsity. Despite the weather conditions, Andrew Thompson…
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Hockey Pimps Tread on Established Turf
ANN ARBOR–Sources near the Ann Arbor Police Department have reported a “turf” war among the various so-called hockey pimps may be on the verge of breaking out following the arrival of two newcomers. “They bad dudes,” said the son of…
Foster Kids Forced to Wait Another Day
ANN ARBOR–With wide, hopeful eyes, a small boy asked a most devastating question: “Am I gonna get a new mommy and daddy?” “Not today, Billy,” said a consoling social worker. “Only one of you will… thanks to Hopslam.” According to…
Phillion Phails… to Bring Cooler!
ANN ARBOR–Never mind the game; goals are given and received, players score, fouls are committed, teams win and lose. But, it’s called a beer league because someone brings beer to EVERY game… until now. Amid the insignificance of the 0-4…
To B or Not to B-League?
ANN ARBOR–Following Ruination’s 1-8 loss to Labatt Blue Thursday night, several inspired players made a bid to the front office to move the team up into the B-league by 2014. “We can compete with those guys,” said a confident Sean…
Hopslam Reaches ‘All Is Lost’ Moment in Movie
HOLLYWOOD–All good movies have a formula faithfully followed, from the opening image to the theme stated to the chase scene and the proverbial “ride into the sunset.” Hopslam reached the point in the movie where, following the zany “fun and…
Aventinus: Koke and a Smile
ANN ARBOR–Winger Becca Koke promised to “tear it up” in Wednesday’s game versus the Goaldiggers and she did not disappoint, scoring a team record four goals and adding an assist as Aventinus won 7-2 in a route. “That was the…