ANN ARBOR–Aventinus lost Sunday night 1-2 to Cubs despite outplaying the team. Ashley’s owned the second period despite three penalties from Jen Perry, Becca Koke, and Joe Crossno. The team fought off a 5-on-3 and scored minutes later on a…
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Five Bears No Match For Goal-dilocks
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam had a blonde moment– four actually– as they handed a depleted Bears team a 4-1 loss Sunday night on Stadium Ice. “Who’s been scoring in my net?” grumbled an angry and confused Bear whose name shall remain…
Hard to Find Funny in Ruination Loss
ANN ARBOR–Beat writer Mark Woods admitted that “writing funny stuff” is decidedly more difficult following a loss, particularly a bad beat, as was the case Thursday night following Ruination’s 3-10 defeat at the hands of the Ypsi Aces. “What can…
No Body Wash For Old Men, Hopslam
ANN ARBOR–Center Ricky Winowiecki, after scoring 2 goals and dishing out 2 assists in Hopslam’s 7-3 win over the Leafs Wednesday night, has allegedly discovered the source of “old man smell.” After some speculation– including Old Spice, Brut, or a…
Bray Heir Apparent, Foster Kids Hopes Dashed
ANN ARBOR–Advice to doctors and hockey players waiting for time in the spotlight: don’t lose patience. Bray, along with centers Justin Baier and Chris Sutton each scored a goal to beat Mott Foster Kids 3-2 Wednesday evening on Stadium Ice.…
Movie-Rating Career Ends in Tragedy
ANN ARBOR–Winger John Vella’s career as a movie critic came to crashing halt following a thumb injury early in the third period of Ruination’s 8-4 victory over Thompson’s Pizza Monday night. “In this biz, being all thumbs is an advantage,”…
Team Relieved Sutton Didn’t Score Four
ANN ARBOR–The team drew a collected sigh of relief Sunday night after it was determined that Steven Golombisky scored the fourth goal in Aventinus’s 4-0 shut-out of the Yak-o-topes. “I was worried for a minute,” said defenseman Dave Ferguson. Center…