ANN ARBOR–General Manager Mark Woods proved once again his inability to put a team together, as a patchwork Hopslam squad dropped a close game to rival Cubs AC 1-2 Tuesday night on Olympic Ice. Conspicuously absent was the high-flying speedster…
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No Loss, Love: Aventinus Ties
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus (9-3-4) played Goon Squad to a 4-4 tie Sunday night after some rather questionable calls and missed goals by referee Harry Love. According to center Joe Crossno, both refs “were out of position and missed a goal we…
Woods Scores, Reality Seems Less Real Somehow
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam (10-5) slammed Gates Maidens & Men & Mott and John (figuratively and literally) Saturday night 7-1, reaching double digit victories for the first time in recent memory (and quite possibly ever). Mike Leighton had a goal, 3…
Aventinus: All In, All Win
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus (9-3-3) earned its first winning season after dismantling North Coast 5-1 Wednesday night. The team jumped out to a 3-0 with two goals coming from Steven Golmbisky and never looked back. “Score early, score often,” said defenseman…
‘Goal-Gate’ Blown Wide Open
TORONTO–League officials uncovered a goal-laundering scandal late Tuesday night when video evidence clearly showed forward Shawn Lopez scored the first goal against the Ice-o-tops, giving him the hat trick for the night. “I noticed some people missing some points from…
Ruination Dump Steamers
ANN ARBOR–It took the entire game, but Ashley’s Ruination (8-4) topped Cleveland Steamers 4-3 Tuesday night to win their fifth straight game since a close loss to Goon Squad back in April. The team has gone undefeated for the entire…
Beer Reason for Winning, Hopslam
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam (9-5) won their second game in the Post-Schaefer era with goal production from an inspired Shawn Lopez and Scott Coates, who each had two for the night. Ever humble, Coates made no mention of the game. “All…