REDFORD– Following his goal in Ruination’s 5-1 win over the Dragons Saturday night, defenseman Mark Woods celebrated by driving home to “finish the dishes” left behind from a hastily made meal. “It was lasagna, and you don’t want that sitting…
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General news pertaining to the players, teams, the league, or even hockey in general
Former Hopslammer Ready for Grudge Match with Russian Boxer
BOZEMAN– Former Hopslam Winger Zeb Bruckman has recently completed his training in preparation for his highly anticpated “grudge match” with Russian Boxer Ivan Ivanovich Draagonovski set for March 12. Using nothing more than heavy rocks, an old ox cart, and…
Winowiecki Amygdala Completely Healed
ANN ARBOR– After intensive rehabilitation over the last year, forward Ricky Winowiecki has made “a full recovery,” as evidenced by his play in Ruination’s 4-3 semi-final win over Bull Schlitz Tuesday night. “We were all worried he wouldn’t be able…
Colwell on D1: ‘No Sutton Moves’
ANN ARBOR– Following Hopslam’s 2-4 loss to Puckings in their Quarterfinal match-up, league director Abe Colwell announced that forward Chris Sutton was “banned for life,” from the D1 league, citing a variety of allegations, including ankle-breaking, stealing, and clothes laundering. …
Ruination Wins Tenth Championship
ANN ARBOR- Ashley’s Ruination secured its tenth championship Wednesday after beating the Depot Town Stags 5-1 and completing the 2-0 sweep. Scoring was spread evenly as forwards Tom Angers, Aaron Renberg, Nick Drabicki, Brian Lefevre, and Kyle Jennings each had…
Future Ashley’s Star Is Born
ANN ARBOR– Carter Michael Drabicki (7lbs 7oz) was born January 25. Sources say baby and dad “have or are pooped.” Congratulations to the Drabicki Family!
Woods Opts Out of Ashley’s Team Building Event
ANN ARBOR– Stating that the Ashley’s team-building event “smacks of too much effort,” defenseman Mark Woods opted out of the Ashley’s Annual Family Fun & River Tubing set for Saturday afternoon. “It’s great fun for everyone, and really teaches you…