BANGTOWN– Following a 5-3 shootout at the Ice Cube Corral Saturday night with the Liebherr gang, friends and kin of William “Wild Bill” McDermott claimed to have “avenged” the loss of their comrade in arms. Known informally as the Sutton…
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General news pertaining to the players, teams, the league, or even hockey in general
Super Villain Laments Falling Out of Spotlight
GULFPORT– Cyrus Gold, once more popularly known as Solomon Grundy (purportedly born on a Monday), lamented recently the noticeable lack of star power over the years. “Solomon Grundy used to be somebody,” Grundy stated with his noted Southern accent. “Now,…
Trump to Run for League Director
ANN ARBOR– Much speculation surrounding the 2016 election for the A2 Ice Cube League Director was answered Thursday when Donald Trump announced his plans to run against incumbent Abe Colwell in November. “This league needs a change, and the Donald…
Ashley’s GM Finds New Player Prospects at Joe Louis Arena
DETROIT– Ashley’s GM Mark Woods finished his hiatus at Camp Redford with a hockey game from the rival “National” Hockey League Friday night, watching the Red Wings defeat the New Jersey Devils 4-2 at Joe Louis Arena. Woods said that…
Teams Gear for Playoffs
Aventinus (5-9-8) finished 8th of eleven teams in Tier III to set up a Wildcard showdown with ninth-place Barracuda (7-13-2) on Stadium Ice. The team finished the season strong, gathering two wins and a tie in the final three games.…
Winter 2013 Changes
After meeting with the league director, there are a number of significant changes coming for Winter 2013. Here are the highlights: League names: D1 will now be the new C league, with D2 becoming the new D1, and D3 becoming…
Managers Meetings
I will be attending the managers’ meetings for Tiers I, II, and III starting tonight. If there are any issues that need to be brought to the league’s attention, please direct them to me, and I will bring them to…