ANN ARBOR–Ruination defenseman Sean Payeur helped teammates understand the so-called age ranges in the dating world (often referred to in animal terms) after some confusion arose following Ruination’s 9-2 win over Cleveland Steamers Tuesday night. The lesson began after Payeur…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Ruination team
Global Warming Blamed for Tie, Everything
SILVER SPRING– The National Weather Service, in a bold statement Saturday, attributed Ruination’s 2-2 tie with Depot Town Stags as “part of a larger trend that clearly points toward Global Warming.” “With the steady rise of temperatures over the last…
Press Conference Hotbed of Political Correctness
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination beat the Black Bears 1-0 Tuesday night in the decisive Game 3 championship series. Matt Schaefer scored mid-way through the first period, getting the assist from Shawn Lopez and Sean Payeur. Rusty Barron played inspired hockey…
Ruination Loss ‘Feels Like Losing Lottery’
ANN ARBOR– General Manager Mark Woods expressed dismay over the last second loss Monday night to the Black Bears 4-5, who managed to extend the championship series to a decisive third game. “Sure would have been nice to have won…
Mother Nature Makes Brilliant Coaching Move
NORTHVILLE– In a move that can only be made by when the weather outside is frightful, Mother Nature boldly chose to bench defenseman Mark Woods in Saturday’s 5-4 win over the Black Bears, giving Ashley’s Ruination a 1-0 lead in…
Beer Championship Series Controversial
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination moved past the Depot Town Stags 6-3 Tuesday night to advance to the C-league Championship, which will include a best-of-three series for the first time in the league’s storied history. The series however, is not without controversy,…
Ruination: Mott to Trot
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination jumped out early and late to cruise past Mott 11-4 in the first round of the Fall 2013 C-League playoffs. Nine different players scored, including two goals from defenseman Jason Spence and forward John Vella. “We…