ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination took full advantage of the missing goalie, scoring 11 on Mott, who was only able to muster four goals. There’s a twist however– Ruination was the team missing a goalie… sorta. Unbeknownst to players, General Manager Mark…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Ruination team
Ruination Hopslammed by Goons
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination (9-6) was doubled up 3-6 by Goon Squad late Tuesday night, but remained quite positive about the experience. “Without 22 (Adam Skiff),” said defenseman Steve Gorham, “we played them even… literally.” Skiff scored three of their six…
Matt et al. Dominate Bears
ANN ARBOR–Matt Schaefer has seamlessly moved from dominating in the Tier I league to dominating in C League along with his new cohorts. Schaefer had a goal and three assists, including two within 0:49 seconds of each other, as the…
Jazz-Tap-Ballet Dance Class Not Helping Goalie
ANN ARBOR–Rusty Barron’s recent foray into jazz, ballet, and tap-dancing classes did not prove helpful in net Tuesday night as Ashley’s Ruination lost to Black Ops 1-4 Tuesday night on Stadium Ice. “I had encouraged Rusty to take ballet or…
‘Goal-Gate’ Blown Wide Open
TORONTO–League officials uncovered a goal-laundering scandal late Tuesday night when video evidence clearly showed forward Shawn Lopez scored the first goal against the Ice-o-tops, giving him the hat trick for the night. “I noticed some people missing some points from…
Ruination Dump Steamers
ANN ARBOR–It took the entire game, but Ashley’s Ruination (8-4) topped Cleveland Steamers 4-3 Tuesday night to win their fifth straight game since a close loss to Goon Squad back in April. The team has gone undefeated for the entire…
Pizza Eaten Over Kitchen Sink
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination improved to 7-4 Tuesday night after the team brought everything, everyone, and the proverbial kitchen sink to Varsity Rink. After a sluggish start, Ruination came back from a 2-4 deficit to score three goals in the third and win…