RUINATION– Following their thrilling 5-5 tie with Yaks B of the B2 League Monday night, GM Mark Woods announced that forward Shawn Lopez will be named the franchise player for the new Ashley’s Bud Light Lime team. “After scoring two…
Category: Hopslam
Updates specific to Ashley’s Hopslam team
Feelings Less Than Mutual Over Omaha Incident
ANN ARBOR– Feelings were mixed Tuesday when the Ann Arbor Ice Cube announced that the league would receive sponsorship from insurance giant Mutual of Omaha. As a goodwill gesture, former Nebraska-Omaha player John Thomas played in what he believed was a…
Ashley’s Hockey Writer Clearly Getting Lazier
HOPSLAM– Hopslam defeated the first place Ice Men 5-2 Saturday night, thanks in large part to the off-speed shot from Mark Woods mid-way through the first period. “I really knocked the crap out of that one,” said Woods. The shot…
This Week at the Cube
HOPSLAM– Police officer, gentleman, and Hopslam goaltender Ryan Bidwell reportedly stepped down as chief of security for the Ann Arbor Ice Cube when it was revealed that director Abe Colwell had shared the elevator with a man who is known to…
Refs Successfully Turn Tide
ANN ARBOR– Through the valiant efforts of referee Tapu Silvenoinen, Black Ops was able to overcome a 0-3 first period that saw Hopslam’s Andrew Thompson score a natural hat trick to win 11-3 Saturday night. “‘Zat was close one, ya,”…
Four Score and Hopslam Wins
ANN ARBOR– In an odd and inexplicable trend, Ashley’s Hopslam scored four goals for the fifth straight game, this time resulting in a 4-1 win over the Ice-o-Topes early Wednesday morning. Despite a skeleton crew, Hopslam dominated the Topes as…
Hopslam Pooped Out Versus Steamers
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam players expressed fatigue following their 4-7 loss to the Cleveland Steamers Saturday night. “We were just pooped,” said defenseman Mark Woods. Hopslam started slowly as the Steamers quickly dropped 3 pucks into the net in the…