SOUTHFIELD– Ashley’s Aventinus had its 10-game unbeaten streak end Wednesday night, losing 1-2 to the Ice-o-topes, and leaving the team looking for answers. Defenseman Ron Coleman suggested that the opposing team has “beefed up their line-up,” while others have blamed…
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Coleman Blending Reality, Fantasy
ANN ARBOR– Teammates expressed concern following Sunday’s 1-1 tie between Aventinus and North Coast that defenseman Ron Coleman has begun “blurring the lines between fiction and reality.” “The trouble really started when Ron thought it would be a good idea…
Aventinus: Blades of Still, Steal Win
ANN ARBOR– Despite obvious distractions, Ashely’s Aventinus managed to gut out a very ugly 2-1 win over Mott FK Wednesday night to push its win streak to nine games and a gaudy 10-2 start. “We had some defensive miscues,” quipped…
Coleman ‘Disappointed’ with Freddie Mercury
ANN ARBOR– Winger Ken Coleman revealed Sunday night following Aventinus’s 6-2 win over the Yaks that he was “disappointed” to hear about Freddie Mercury. Ever cryptic, it was uncertain to what he was referring. Mercury was best known as the…
Awesome-tinus Digs Out of Hole
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus spotted the Goal Diggers four goals and nearly half a game before starting a most unlikely 5-4 comeback win to give the team its seventh straight win and first place in the standings. Brad Johnson shook…
Aventinus Wins, Colis Retains Intercontinental Belt
ANN ARBOR– Score one for the good guys as Aventinus steamrolled past Barracuda 6-1 Sunday night and wrestling fans were treated to a Sunday edition of Wrestlemania’s Oktober-Slam as Tom “Acrop-” Colis successfully defended his title against upstart Mark “Steamboat…
Aventinus Wins in Heart of Farm Country
HOOTERVILLE–Traveling many miles through the back roads of rural America, Aventinus faced a Green Archers team Wednesday night, skating away with a 4-1 victory despite the adverse conditions. “Sorry I’m late!” said an exasperated Jeff Meden who missed the team…