SUNDAY– Aventinus officials following the team’s 6-0 win Sunday night over the Killer Bees stated the franchise would forego its forthcoming ad campaign proclaiming declaring “There must be somethin’ in the water!” The phrase allegedly caught on as a social…
Category: Aventinus
Updates specific to Ashley’s Aventinus team
Miss Colombia Mistakenly Named D2 Champion
LAS VEGAS– Following a turbulent and competitive match, Miss Colombia was mistakenly named the D2 Champion Sunday night following an earlier mishap in the Miss Universe Pageant. “I no win?” asked Miss Colombia, Ariadna Gutierrez. “Please don’t hold this against…
Aventinus: One (or Two) and Done!
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus and Mott FK wait for the announcement Friday that will determine if the their championship showdown is a one-game championship Sunday or a best-of-three series, sources report. “This is so exciting,” noted GM Sal Castic. “In…
League Demands on Aventinus Continue to Grow
ANN ARBOR– After completing a 5-0 round robin playoff season with a 3-0 win over Yeti, Ashley’s Aventinus was stunned to find that yet another round of playoffs follow. “We thought this led to a championship game,” said GM Mark…
Aventinus Sit Up for Joy
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus beat Barracuda 5-1 Wednesday night to push its playoff record to 4-0, earning them a spot in the finals next Wednesday, prompting teammates to celebrate late into the night with beers held with slumped shoulders and…
Poem Praises Aventinus Win
ANN ARBOR– Following its 5-2 victory over Mott FK Sunday night, Ashley’s Aventinus was lauded by U.S. Poet Laureate Juan Felipe Herrera in a poem lauding the players and the game. What fear in better bitter beer can be seen…
Winn-Win Situation
ANN ARBOR– Despite the oddsmakers’ overwhelming pick, the top-ranked Leafs fluttered and fell to Ashley’s Aventinus 2-4 in Sunday’s D2 Round Robin play, putting Aventinus in the driver’s seat moving forward. ” [It] felt good to finally defeat the Leafs…