Frustration marked a team looking for answers as Ruination (1-3) lost to a reloaded Mott team. “I’m pretty sure I recognized No. 19 from the B-league,” said defenseman Paul Sholtis. Investigation into the allegation showed that at the least, Mott…
Month: April 2013
Hopslam Find Perfect Scapegoat
In the silence of their souls, each member of the Hopslam team asked himself (and herself) one simple question: How did this happen? After falling behind 0-2 half-way through the second period, the team fought back to tie the game…
Aventinus Fells Bell’s
Ashley’s Aventinus (3-1) topped Bell’s Beer Wednesday evening 4-2, enjoying their best start in years. This is due in large part to a beefed up offense, as the team already has 16 goals in four games. “We had 26 goals…
Black Ops: Suspiciously Manly Girl Dominates Ruination
History records that Amy Cauzillo scored two goals in the third period to beat Ashley’s Ruination 2-4 Tuesday night on Stadium Ice. This, however, baffles many, including defenseman Mark Woods. “I’m pretty sure the guy– girl– whatever– who scored the…
Hats Off to Schaeffer
Ashley’s Hopslam (3-1) are off to their best start after beating the Yaks 5-1 Tuesday night at Varsity Rink. Winger Matt Schaeffer scored three goals– a feat known as a “hat-trick” in hockey circles, though its origins date back to…
Isolated Ice-o-tope?
Sometimes decisions come back to haunt you. These words rang true for GM Mark Woods, who brokered a trade involving three teams and two goalies… and a loss as Aventinus dropped a close game 2-3 to the Ice-o-topes Sunday night.…
‘Slam Stumbles Over Stags
Ashley’s Hopslam (2-1) ran into a younger, tougher team in the Depot Town Stags Saturday night, dropping their first game of the season 1-3 in a fairly physical game. Matt Schaefer made the statistician’s job easy by scoring the lone…