ANN ARBOR– In a tirade rarely seen in sports, defenseman Mark Woods sustained a rant that lasted several minutes, shocking many in the media following Ruination’s 8-1 win over Mott early Wednesday. Comments ranged from mild surprise to outrage. Explained…
Month: January 2014
These (Goals) Go to Eleven
ANN ARBOR– Amid the 2-5 loss to rival Yaks Tuesday night, Ashley’s Hopslam otherwise skated to a 2-2 tie excepting goals from defenseman Ed O’Brien. “The numbers all go to eleven (O’Brien),” explained Yaks spokesman Nigel Tufnel. “Look, right across…
Shoves and Harsh Words Reveal Secret Crushes
ANN ARBOR– Tears and accusations Sunday led to the confusing explanations that help girls understand the murky signals of (not so) young boys with secret crushes as Ashley’s Aventinus skated past the Leafs 4-2. “He called me a (bleep),” said…
Ruination Domination, Thanks to Online Discounter
ANN ARBOR– In what can only be described as a “tough night,” Trend Millwork goaltender Jeff Phillion, brought up from the Tier I League, was brought down by Ashley’s Ruination in a stunning 2-110 score. “You have to score once…
Crazy Eights: More Than Just a Card Game
ANN ARBOR– Hopslam finally put one in the win column, thanks in part by great goal-tending from Jeff Phillion and timely scoring from the “Crazy Eights” as they have been dubbed by the media: No. 8 Bob Brock (goal), No.…
Many Things She Said Overheard
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus marched methodically past St. Anky Beer 3-1 Wednesday night, scoring a goal in each period. Tom Colis (goal, assist) opened the scoring in the first, followed by Nate Greenman’s goal in the second, and defenseman Mark…
Payeur Outlines Animals in Dating Kingdom
ANN ARBOR–Ruination defenseman Sean Payeur helped teammates understand the so-called age ranges in the dating world (often referred to in animal terms) after some confusion arose following Ruination’s 9-2 win over Cleveland Steamers Tuesday night. The lesson began after Payeur…