Day: February 2, 2015

Spontaneous Third Nipple “Tender”

ANN ARBOR– Defenseman Mark Woods took a shot from Goaldigger Rob Yallop Wednesday, hitting him in the chest, essentially tattooing what appeared to be a superfluous third nipple in Aventinus’s 2-3 loss. “It hurts,” admitted Woods following the game. Referred…

“Lottery Win Sure Would Help”

REDFORD– Desperate to keep the dozens of fans infotained,sports writer Mark Woods admitted Friday that winning the lottery “sure would help” to give him the free time needed to write articles for the sports teams in the local area, including…