ANN ARBOR– Hopslam fought off exhaustion, overcoming the feeling of being “pooped out,” in their 3-1 win over the Cleveland Steamers. “We’ve had to take a lot of (bleep) from the fans and the media,” said GM Mark Woods. “But, with this…
Day: February 4, 2015
Shoulder-Gate Rocks Rink
ANN ARBOR– Oberon lost 2-7 to Ice-o-topes C Tuesday night, but not without a controversy surrounding it when Tope Jeff “Shrug-it-in” Menk scored a goal by redirecting a shot with his shoulder for the Ice-o-topes’ second goal. “A player can…
Bears Slowly Lulled into B-League
ANN ARBOR– The Black Bears topped Ashley’s Ruination 3-1 Monday night, pushing their B-League record to 4-1 in what appears to be a carefully laid trap set by league director Abe Colwell. “Yes, yes, it’s all coming together nicely,” he…
Patriots Now Charged with Deflating Seahawk Fans
SEATTLE– As if the Deflate-Gate coverage wasn’t already enough, allegations that the New England Patriots “deflated” fans throughout the Pacific Northwest Sunday have surfaced. Dubbed “Deflate-Gate II: Electric Boogaloo,” NFL officials have been forced to open a new investigation. “I’m…