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‘Gramps’ Okray Tells of the Legend of Sasquatch

GRAMPS OLD FARM–Matt “Gramps” Okray spun a tale lovingly referred to by older family members as “The Legend of Sasquatch” to wide-eyed grandchildren late in the evening Thursday. “Up against an unbeatable monster. Sasquatch,” started off Okray, pausing for dramatic…

John’s One ‘Vella-va’ Coach

ANN ARBOR– Top brass around the league are buzzing over the job interim head coach John Vella, Jr. did Saturday night , as Ruination beat the Yaks C team 4-2 with only six players. “4-2 win with 6 skaters plus…

Okray, Others Enjoy Refreshing Tourna-mint

ANN ARBOR– Captain Matt Okray, Tom Servias, and Mike Leighton had reportedly enjoyed a refreshing tourna-mint over the weekend in lieu of Hopslam’s regular season gum with the Cleveland Steamers Saturday. “They just leave a bad taste in my mouth,”…

Loss Leads to Debate Over Cereal, Vitamins

ANN ARBOR– A 4-5 loss Tuesday to the Ice Men led Hopslam players to discuss late into the evening what exactly was advertised in cereal ads, specifically the “essential vitamins and minerals.” The disagreement began when forward Nic Schultz noted…