ANN ARBOR– When songs are sung of the heroics of Hopslam’s 11-2 victory of Sasquatch (the same team that beat Hopslam in overtime in last season’s playoffs), there may be many tales to tell, including Shawn Lopez’s first hat trick…
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Movie Makes Writing Fun
REDFORD– The drudgery and pressure to attempt writing a humorous article on a game three days past was considerably lightened with the airing of the animated hit movie “How to Train Your Dragon” on FX late Friday night. “I don’t…
Stat Padding: Road to Ruination
ANN ARBOR– Matt Schaefer, Sean McGrath, Nate Greenman, and John Vella made their case to return to C-league’s Ruination team as Ashley’s Hopslam dominated the Leafs Wednesday evening in an 11-1 win. Schaefer lead all scorers with 2 goals and…
Price Paid Twice, Nice
ANN ARBOR– Winger Jeff Price scored two goals against the Goaldiggers Sunday to secure a 5-2 victory for Ashley’s Aventinus. Both shots were the result of break-away opportunities. “I was like… okay,” said a surprised and opportunistic Price. Aventinus scored…
Sharknado Bears Down on Hopslam
ANN ARBOR– In a replay of last Sunday’s match-up Bearshark! once again rolled up three goals on Ashley’s Hopslam to start the first period. However, Hopslam was not able to respond until the third period, down by four goals, eventually…
Pending Concert Curtailing Comedy
PINE KNOB–DTE Energy Center will host alternative rock band Kings of Leon Friday night, preventing staff writer Mark Woods from writing hilarious articles regarding America’s favorite beer league teams, according to Mark Woods. “Yeah, I have to head out to…
Coates Tests Positive for Tardiness
ANN ARBOR– Sources close to the team confirmed that center Scott Coates tested positive for tardiness Wednesday, resulting in an immediate one-game suspension in Hopslam’s 5-1 win over Sasquatch. “Scott’s a good player and knows better than that,” said Hopslam…