ANN ARBOR– Insult comic Hack Masters regaled Aventinus Wednesday night with his usual brand of biting comedy following the team’s 4-3 win over Goon Squad. “Hey, you got three girls and eight guys. Where am I? Alaska?” quipped Masters. “I…
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Text Messages Reveal Frenemies
ANN ARBOR– Teenage worlds can be an intricate web of complicated relationships where distinctions between those who are loved and hated blur. This complexity was most prominently featured late Tuesday night following Hopslam’s 2-6 loss to Bangtown. “Me and Chris…
Ruination New Class a Hit
ANN ARBOR– Reviving an old show with a new cast of characters is always a gamble, as evidenced by the ratings plunge when the Dukes of Hazzard featured Coy and Vance as cousins of Bo and Luke Duke. However, producers…
Pavel Dave-syuk Fosters Good Will, Beer
ANN ARBOR– A distant, distant, distant cousin of Pavel Datsyuk– star forward for the Detroit Red Wings– Dave Ferguson (Dave-syuk to close friends and relatives) was part of a team that downed newcomer beer league team Heidelberg 3-0 Sunday night.…
Eight Is Not Enough
ANN ARBOR– Despite the implication that a family with eight children is sufficient for anything from a Sacramento family from the 1970s to D1 team on a Saturday night, the reality proved untrue for Hopslam, as the team fell to…
Jon & Kate Missing from Eight
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination had just about everything from high drama to low comedy in their 7-10 loss to the Depot Town Stags Saturday night. Everything, that is, except extra skaters. Using code names to designate positions, two crucial spots…
Goalie Identified as Brazilian Bird Smuggler
ANN ARBOR– “That’s him!” exclaimed forward Dave Ferguson following a 4-2 Aventinus win Wednesday to open the Spring 2014 campaign. “He’s the guy from Rio!” Ferguson (assist), working in part with the CIA and the American Birding Association, identified goaltender…