ANN ARBOR–Goaltender Paul Sholtis can now breathe a sigh of relief, as he joins the ranks of the select few who can say they’ve beaten Goon Squad. Ashley’s Ruination dominated their arch rivals 6-3 in their first meeting since the…
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Bears, Woods: “You Know What Happens”
ANN ARBOR–With only seven skaters on Olympic ice, the Bears simply pooped out as Ashley’s Aventinus wiped them up 5-2 to move above .500 once again. Defenseman Mark Woods attributed the win to good “moral fiber.” “Plus, they played like…
Brock Ready For Fame, Fortune
ANN ARBOR–Winger Bob Brock asked reporters what it would take to get noticed by the media and the fans. The long list included: hard work, winning personality, deeper understanding of the game, maybe back checking once in awhile. A blank…
Thursday No Longer Favorite Day of Week
ANN ARBOR–Following Ruination’s 1-9 loss to once bitter rival the Yaks, defenseman Mark Woods concluded that Thursdays were no longer his “favorite day of the week.” The comments come after Ashley’s suffered its second consecutive Thursday loss. Ruination has been…
Beer League Team Offers Hydration Option?
ANN ARBOR–Hopslam players were mildly stunned Wednesday following their 3-0 win over the Goal Diggers to discover that other beer league teams offer Gatorade as part of their post-game drink menu. The discovery was made around 1130pm when forward Ginny Klinesteker…
Aventinus Turns Over Same Old Leafs
ANN ARBOR–Same teams. Different season. Same results. Ashley’s Aventinus battled defending champions to a 3-3 tie Wednesday night to remain at .500 for the Summer session. “We were down two early,” reported forward Amy Senne. “It was one to three… no,…
Bobby Orr Named Beer League EM, Bankruptcy Claim
TORONTO– League officials announced early Monday that hall of fame defenseman Bobby Orr was named the Ann Arbor Ice Cube’s Beer League Emergency Manager. In a move that stunned most, Orr immediately filed for Chapter Nine bankruptcy protection for the…