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Love Conquers All: Aventinus, Leafs

Ashley’s Aventinus (5-1-2) got its first shut out, though was not able to overcome questionable reffing as the game ended in a 0-0 tie Wednesday night against the Leafs. Goaltender Ryan “Seacrest” Bidwell dazzled the crowd with save after save,…

Cricket Chorus from Goon Bench

Ashley’s Ruination (3-4) dropped a close game Tuesday night, falling 1-2 to Goon Squad, but sent a message that generated indignation. “What a douche bag,” someone from the G-Squad bench proclaimed. The incident prompting the response included a collision with…

Finely-Aged Aventinus Tastes of Victory

Ashley’s Aventinus (5-1-1) continued its hot streak, going unbeaten in their last four games, including Sunday night’s 4-2 victory over Goon Squad. “This was far and away our best game,” said winger Jeff Phillion. “We looked like a team that…

Paul Makes Believers of Atoms

Paul Sholtis had a strong game in net as Hopslam dominated the Ice-o-topes on its way to 5-2 win Saturday night on Olympic Ice. The victory puts Hopslam back above .500 in a league searching for a dominant team. “Thanks,…

Ruination Gets Its Period

Ashley’s Ruination (3-3) smelled blood Saturday night as the Black Bears left their net unprotected, scoring six times in 20 minutes thanks to youthful exuberance. After building a 6-0 lead at the end of the first, the refs called the…