Hopslam (5-6-2) defeated the Ice Dogs 3-0 Tuesday night on Stadium Ice, putting together its first back-to-back victories of the season. The team marched through the game methodically, scoring a goal each period to secure the win, starting with forward…
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Goon Squad: We Don’t Need No Stinking Buzzers!
Ashley’s Aventinus (3-7-1) notched its third win of the season 2-1 against Goon Squad in exciting fashion on Sunday night’s Varsity Ice. However, the game was marked by confusion over some fundamentals of organized sports. Joe Crossno scored in the…
Ruination Win, Discuss Mystery of Women
Winger Sean McGrath revealed his most recent belated Valentine’s gift for wife, Jennifer, following Ruinations’ 6-2 win over Mott Saturday night. “I went to the Blind Pig and recorded Electric Six on my phone.” The Detroit-based band appeared at the…
The Price Is Right! Hopslam Wins!
Ashley’s Hopslam (4-6-2) overcame an early 0-2 deficit to beat the Ice-o-topes 5-4 Saturday night at Varsity Rink. Jeff Price completed the comeback with a late goal in the third period. “We really picked it up in the third,” said…
Aventinus Loss Sparks Introspection
Following another frustrating loss 1-3 Wednesday for Aventinus (2-7-1), the team found itself searching for answers. “We were actually ahead 1-0 in that game,” said forward Ginny Klinesteker. “We got a ton of shots on goal, but couldn’t score,” said…
BFFs Don’t Let Game Interfere with Texting
Super fans Kaitlyn Dell and Madison “Maddy” Scapani were treated to a 3-0 Ruination (7-3-1) win over Goon Squad Tuesday night at Stadium Ice. Armed with iPhones and Ugg boots, here’s what they had to say to Ashley’s Hockey News…
Aventinus Loss Springboard for Political Jabs
Aventinus (2-6-2) lost late Sunday night to the Goaldiggers 1-5 in an unevenly called game. Aventinus received nine minutes in penalties, while the Goaldiggers received none. Aventinus did not help their cause, hurling insults at the referees. Forward Ginny Klinesteker all but…