RUINATION– Management announced Tuesday following Ruination’s 6-1 win over the Black Bears that forward Jon Roklen was traded to the Boston Bruins (short for Bruination, or affectionately the Brewin’ Nation for their love of craft beers). “This is my last…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Ruination team
What in Blazers?
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination pulled off the improbable– winning not only against a B-League A2 Blazers 6-4 Monday night, but winning with only six skaters. Brian Lefevre had three goals, while Dexter Benda added two and an assist. Jordan Swift…
Payeur Gets “White Girl Wasted”
ANN ARBOR– Warning teammates that he may miss the game, defenseman Sean Payeur made good on his promise to get “white girl wasted” Saturday night, missing out on a 11-0 Ruination win over Mott. “It’s seeming like it could be…
Fake Laughter, Real Tears
RUINATION– Every team in the C-league with the exception of the Black Bears cheered Tuesday night after Ruination notched a 3-0 win over Trend Millwork, essentially guaranteeing a move to the B-League for the Winter 2015 season. Noting that this…
Moustaches Twirled All Weekend
RUINATION– Calling the performance “uninspired,” Austin Feeney finished with a goal and assist while fellow teammate Tim Bredernitz dropped in three goals and an assist as Ashley’s Ruination beat the Depot Town Stags 6-1 Saturday night. Despite the win, Sean…
Hole-y Goalies!
HOPSLAM– Scott Coates scored four goals in the 9-7 win against Sasquatch Tuesday night, earning praise and commentary from fellow teammates. “He’s slow, he can’t or won’t stop or skate backwards, and he has nothing but complaints about everything from…
Diving and Dollars Weekend Extravaganza
HOPSLAM– Defenseman Steve Gorham had the audacity to fall after receiving a rough shove from Ice Dog James Marshall late in the third period of Hopslam’s 4-4 tie Saturday. He received an unsportsmanlike conduct for diving, and sentenced to three…