ANN ARBOR– The city is no stranger to any series of homeless vagrants panhandling for change in order to procure a bottle of spirits to get them through the night. But, what happens when instead of receiving change, they are…
Category: Ruination
Updates specific to Ashley’s Ruination team
Ricky’s Chase for the Cup
ANN ARBOR–Ruination forward Ricky Winowiecki procured a makeshift cup from hockey tape and what sources cannot quite confirm as a plastic Tupperware brand storage lid en route to a three-goal night as Ruination defeated the Blackbears 6-3 Tuesday to improve…
Statisticians Concerned Over Ruination
ANN ARBOR–Statisticians for the University of Michigan’s Institute for Social Research (ISR) expressed concern over several jarring statistical results during Ruination’s Saturday match-up with Mott. “These are the kinds of numbers that can be alarming, and can lead to losses,”…
Ruination Right at Home
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination picked up where they left off last Spring with a 5-1 win over Black Ops Tuesday night to open the Fall campaign. Defenseman Sean Payeur had a goal and two assists and 16 minutes in penalties before…
North Korean Propaganda Eases Pain of Loss
PYONGYANG–“Hard work from honest hands makes our country great, our spirit full,” official reports from Pyong Yang’s propaganda mill stated following Ruination’s 4-8 loss to the Ypsi Aces in Monday’s semi-final match-up. “We have proven our valor and superior fighting…
Shaun of the Red
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination fought off a zombie-like performance from the Black Bears to win 8-3 Thursday night and advance to the semi-finals of the Summer 2013 season. Matt Schaefer poured in four goals while Sean Payeur added a goal and…
Ruination: Crazy Hot Six
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination was six-crazed Monday night after leaving the Cleveland Steamers in a pile 6-4, running their record to 6-6. In fact, this marks the second straight game where the team had six. “Well, it’s true what they say,”…