DETROIT– Local radio station WNIC 100.3 FM announced Tuesday that it is actually playing Christmas music for the 2017 holiday season, deciding to get a 13-month jump ahead of any rival stations. “We’ll be playing It’s the Most Wonderful Time of…
Category: Ruination
Updates specific to Ashley’s Ruination team
Ruination Judged in Court of Public Opinion
AUBURN HILLS– GM Mark Woods brought his case against Ashley’s Ruination in the Court of Public Opinion Friday afternoon after team members allegedly refused to respond to the unofficial roll call sent the previous day. “I just need to know…
Stand-Up Comic Tries Out New Hockey Material
LIVONIA-Up and coming stand-up comedian Jake “the Fake” Pierson was inspired by Ashley’s Hopslam and Ruination Tuesday night, despite the team’s 2-5 loss to the Ice Dogs and 3-6 loss to the Ice-o-Topes C. “I’ve added about 10 minutes of…
New Hockey Bags Introduced
ANN ARBOR– Samsonite has entered the sporting apparel arena, introducing its new line of hockey bags Saturday. “We’re currently test marketing them in Michigan with some tremendous results,” beamed Samuel Samsonson III, President and CEO of Samsonite. The new line…
Defensive Pair Avoid Mistakes, Statistics
ANN ARBOR– Defensive pair Steve Gorham and Mark Woods once again managed to minimize their errors on the ice and completely avoid penalty minutes, goals, and assists as Ruination started its Spring season with a 6-3 win over Depot Town…
Ashley’s Clothing Store Offers Ties
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Clothing Store announced early Thursday that it now offers a new clothing option– ties! “We’re happy to announce that we have all the ties you need,” said haberdasher Mark Woods. The 5-5 collection features ties from Ruination…
Product Placement Added in Ruination Interview
ANN ARBOR–Defenseman Mark Woods expressed relief and joy after Ruination’s 3-2 win Saturday night. “It’s a good team win,” said Woods. Media speculation of this being Woods’s “last rodeo” has been largely fueled by questions of his age, decreased goal…